I've been without contacts for a few months now, and I would have gotten more but I lost my prescription. Yesterday, though, I finally made it over to the optometrist to get my eyes checked out again so I could order more contacts. They got all those crazy machines there now, with lasers and lights to measure your eyes, but they still have to use the old-fashioned contraption.......

Karsten Gets His Eyes Did

After surfing around on SuperDickery.Com, I found this scan of a panel from an old Justice League comic that makes Batman looks pretty gay. Now, this one panel by itself might not convince you, but go look at all of the other evidence piled up there: Batman is gay. I mean just read his thoughts here! After being told anyone they've touched is doomed, Atom, Flash and Green Lantern all think of their girlfriends, but Batman says, "Robin - what have I done to you?"

More evidence?