1. You and Jesus go out to dinner...
I like fish.

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Fritz McFitz

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
New Jersey

4. You wake up as the opposite gender. What's the one thing you wanna try?
Going back to sleep.

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Neither

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
I didn't want much and was happy with what I had.

7. Top three celebrities you wanna do it with?
-Cristiano Ronaldo
-Beast Boy
-Joseph Gordon-Levitt

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Constant Dumbness.

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Salem's Lot, when I was about 6 years old. Films don't really scare me.

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
As soon as I say something stupid, I immediately forget it, so I wouldn't be able to answer this question.

11. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Cyanide

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
I have no idea.

13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Funky Town

14. Something you'd like to do before you die but probably never will?
Travel into space.

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Elephant

16. A drug you'll never try?
Crack

17. If you were an animal what would you be?
Weimaraner

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
My sister's best friend, Kim.

19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I used to teach Sunday School.

20. First celebrity crush?
Alyssa Milano or Jonathan Ke Quan... I can't remember which was first

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Slow-acting Poison

23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
Waffles, or plain bread

24. Favorite parody movie?
Airplane!

25. Worst way to die?
Drowning

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
I can't think of anything extremely gross that I've seen in person.

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
The cut on my pinky that required 7 stitches.

28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
I Heart Pumpkin Pie

29. Sport you hate the most?
Pro Wrestling

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
DC-- it's one of my fave cities to visit.

31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Me.

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Betty White

33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
Wassup

34. What makes an awesome party?
Beer

35. What's your material obsession?
Books

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you like it said about you?
I don't really like being insulted, so.... I dunno.

37. Favorite kind of dog?
My shaggy, lazy one.

38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Caramel Apples

39. Morning or night person?
Used to be night, now morning.

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Removing clothes while drunk.

41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
Leather paddle!

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
Hot dogs

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
Asleep

44. Who's your favorite friends to go out with?
Whichever ones buy me drinks.

45. Worst job you've ever had?
Dairy Queen when I was 18

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
I'm a dork.

47. Favorite cereal?
Basic 4

48. Book you could read repeatedly?
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, Ellison

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
I've done inconsiderate things, but not mean things.

50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
I have no idea. I don't do costumes. A couple of years I was a zombie...it wasn't bad.
It was the first time in years I've worn a Halloween costume. But this year......?