To avoid all that Hallmark nonsense, I decided to make Rei's Valentine's Day card with my own hands (and printer). I thought, "Hmm... Something different. Something furry."

So I went by the craft store and picked up some faux fur. Then I thought, "Hmm.... That's furry, yes. But plain." So I bought some red pipe cleaner and shaped it into a heart. This I glued to the front of the white fur.

The outside looked hella cool. But what to put on the inside? Then I thought, "Hmm... something cute and naughty."

So I came up with this: I made you this card for Valentine's Day. Now stroke it for me.

Before giving it to him, I showed it to my friends and his friends and they all thought it was pretty cool. Cute and kinky at the same time. I delivered it to him over happy hour drinks at Pink Taco in Hard Rock Hotel, but didn't take the photo of it right then. So this one I took today (over a week later.....), in which he looks not quite so happy as he did the first time.