Yet another survey.....

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. French

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Sonic or Dairy Queen, maybe. I don't really have a favorite, but those have yummy treats.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Chapala

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Chicken & Rice

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. I don't eat pizza often. Anything but blue cheese is fine.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Apricot or Apple Jelly

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. The dentist says I'm not allowed to chew gum anymore because of my retarded jaw, but I like anything minty.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 39

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. 48

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A photo of trees and clouds on (and over) my land in California.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 4, I think.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. What’s your best physical feature?
A. Uh. I don't know.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My tonsils, adenoids, appendix, four permanent teeth and one foreskin.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Hearing

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Last year. Before that, I hadn't had any in forever.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My piano. I'm strong like Superman.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes.

Q. Is love for real?
A. I have huge doubts about it.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I don't think I'd change my name, even if I could. Maybe the spelling of my last name to match my first and middle, but that's it.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Not that I recall.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Not that I can think of, but I have rescued somebody lost in the wilderness.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Umm. I don't think so. I had to be airlifted to hospital after a car wreck, once.... but I don't think my life was in danger, really.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. I would do it for much less than that!

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Definitely.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. I don't think so. I use my little fingers to play the piano, so.... I don't think so.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes! Are my posts that bad??

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Yes.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No. I ate one dried chili once on a dare.... that was a mistake.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Yikes. I don't want to think about this one for fear of how I might answer.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Sure. I could do that easily.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I have no clothes on.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It was good entertainment, yes.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: In my house, we have stone tile, wood and carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand, usually. Sometimes when I'm super tired, I'll sit.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yah.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 1

Q: Where were you born?
A. Ebenezer Hospital, Rock Hill, SC

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I earned a ticked for running a stop sign in February.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Taller.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: I don't have a top 8.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Stephen

Q: Last person you called?
A: My dad.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Reimon

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 3

Q: Color?
A: Blue

Q: Season?
A: Spring

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Yah, but he's only been gone for about an hour.

Q: Mood?
A: Stressed, hungry.

Q: Listening to?
A: The fan.

Q: Watching?
A: Nothing.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Pretty much everything.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To the bathroom, to piss.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Eat.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Spiderman 3, which was terrible.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: For the most part. I seem unfriendly around new people sometimes because I am socially retarded.

Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: Eat and shower.

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