My friend Jen apparently does MySpace surveys about 10 hours a day. I think all of the ones I've posted have originally come from her. So, thanks to her, you get to learn all of this interesting crap about me!

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? Never

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 6 1/2 Years

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Stephen brought me chocolate-covered macadamia nuts from Hawaii this week.

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Most recently, Wednesday morning; onto parking lot asphalt.

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I can't remember.

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Gasoline

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Tang Pie and Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? I dunno.. their height, probably.

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Red Beans, by Professor Longhair

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE: Las Vegas, NV

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Clover High School

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Verizon (for now!)

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: American Eagle

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Sponge

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Hmm. I don't think I do.....

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE? Not recently.

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: My sister's wedding.... seven years ago, I think.

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: Reimon

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: I don't really have a best friend.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: El Pollo Loco, maybe. I don't have a super-favorite.

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: I don't know...... I forget crap like that so it doesn't bring me down.

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? Anywhere.

24. CAN YOU COOK? A bit.

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE? 2006 Jeep Wrangler

26. BEST KISSER: Love the one you're with.......

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Ugh. Watching Children of Men a couple nights ago.

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS: Raw tomatoes.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: My ability to not be angry nor hold grudges.

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: My rash decision-making habit.

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: 12 hours

33. FAVORITE MOVIE? Brick & Empire of the Sun

34. CAN YOU SING? Everyone can sing... it's just a matter of how pleasant it sounds.

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? Whoever was playing at Bite of Las Vegas last year.

36. LAST KISS? Reimon.

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: Children of Men

38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: mobile phone

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT: Anywhere!

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER: Laptop

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN? Wanda Sykes

45. DO YOU SMOKE? No

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? Without

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT: Reimon sleeps with me every weeknight. Weekends I sleep alone.

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK? The chance of failure is very high.

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? Six or seven, I think.

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? French toast. Especially those cream-cheese stuffed ones at IHOP.

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: If I mix in lots of milk and chocolate, yes.

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Over Easy

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?: No

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: Some guy from the John Edwards campaign, about canvassing Saturday.

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?: Some 800 #

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?: From my Dad, asking me about work.

58 NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: 6

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: A black t-shirt and tan cargo shorts.

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC: I wanna make a supersonic man out of you!, from Don't Stop Me Now, by Queen

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J? Grape, but I prefer Apple or Apricot without the PB.

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?: I love playing pool, but I'm not so great at it.

63. CAN YOU SWIM? Yes. I went swimming Saturday night at Will & Erich's pool party.

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?: Mint Chocolate Chip

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? Haha! I love maps! Sometimes I make them, just for fun. (Bet you didn't know that!)

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I've had four permanent teeth removed-- but not my wisdom teeth!

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?: Yes.

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON: Spring

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID? I'm always laughing at stupid stuff, but I can't recall anything specific.

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?: 1130am.

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: I like wearing jackets.

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?: February 2007. For running a stop sign.

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?: Well, my siblings and I had pets when we were little, but the first one that was exclusively mine, that I recall, was Frisco, an English Springer Spaniel that I named after the sourdough sandwich from Hardees, which was named after San Francisco.

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED? They were dirty, smelly, drunken thieves. How is that cool?

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? Going to 8 1/2 tonight (Friday). Not sure about Saturday. Sunday I'm going hiking with Will and Erich, and also to the movies with Patrick.

78. BIRTHDATE: March 17, 1979

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?: Psychic

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?: It's on me.....

87. ARE YOU SMILING?: No

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: Not really.

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?: Everywhere. But if I must narrow it down to one place, it'd probably be Thailand or Philippines or some other place I'm likely to get in trouble.

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: No, but my ten year reunion is in August!

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: No.

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME? Cristiano

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?: Blue

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?: I don't have one.

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: No.

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?: No.

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?: Yes

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?: Yes

101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: Whatever that is.

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?: Yes

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?: No.

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? None.

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PART 2

{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
No.

{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
No.

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
sugar pill

{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}

{4} shot or stabbed? Shot, preferably in my toe or something.

{5} asphyxiated or exsanguinated? I think bleeding to death would be preferable.

{6} drowned or buried alive? Buried alive. Drowning seems to me to be the worst death imaginable.

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death? Blunt-force trauma.

{8} poisoned or overdosed? Overdosed. At least the possibility exist of overdosing on something that wouldn't be painful.

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you? rats nor ants peck, so it doesn't make sense

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best? I prefer shot, since it doesn't rule out surviving.

{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion? Drowning

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident? Intentionally.

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)? Hitman. It'd be nice and clean and quick, I hope.

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash? Plane crash. It's more likely to make the news. LOL.

{15} killed in your home or away from home? Away.

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV? Sleep

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger? Stalker.

{RANDOM...}

{18} what do you want done with your body when you die? No embalming; buried in burlap sack on my land.

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose? outdoors, in the forest

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral? Let Me Live, Peace In The Valley

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in? Nada.

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy? If Uncle Ralph is still around, I'd like him to. If not, anyone who wants to.

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share? Be happy!

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated? forgotten

{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind? Loved

Off The Wall Questions

1. What do you say most when you're trying NOT to curse?
Ah, man!

2. Do You Own An Ipod?
Yes

3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most?
Stephen

4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To?
Haha. Alarm clock.....

5. Do You Want To Fall In Love?
Not again.

6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold?
All the time!

7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture?
Take it.

8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
Children of Men

9. Do any of your friends have kids?
Jen has 1.

10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy?
Yes

11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
Sometimes.

12. Are you a cuddle bug?
Yes! I love cuddling. =)

13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate milk?
Regular. I like choco milk, but it makes my tummy hate me.

14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?
I don't think so.

15. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
It's been a while. A couple months ago with Rei at Outlet Mall downtown.

16. Can You Whistle?
Very well.

17. Do You Have A Trampoline In Your Back Yard?
No. The only thing in my backyard is desert, a blown over plastic lawn chair, and dog poop.

18. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
I would probably talk about me behind my back.

19. Did you watch cartoons as a kid?
Yes.....

20. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To?
None

21. What CD is in your stereo right now?
Nada

22. What's your favorite song on that CD?
N/A

23.Own Any Band T-Shirts?
Nope

24. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?
Russian

25. Does anyone like you?
Somebody somewhere.

26. Do You Do Your Own Dishes?
Yes. And I wish everyone else would do their own, too.

27. Ever Cry In Public?
I try to keep myself together.

28. Have you told a secret to someone this week?
I'm not sure. I tend to tell all kinds of things about myself that I probably shouldn't.

29. Who was your first love?
Haha. My first crush was on Kim, my sister's best friend. We were both 12-ish.

30. Do you think you could ever be in love?
Love is a perpetual state of dissatisfaction.

31. Would You Ever Marry Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
Covered? No.

32. What Did You Do Before This?
Showered.

33. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor?
At my mom's house last year, I think.

34. How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Function?
8

35. Do You Eat Breakfast Daily?
I try to, yes.

36. Are Your Days Full And Fast Paced?
No.

37. What are you doing right now?
This survey, chatting with my brother, listening to musics-- Dance, Dance

38. Do you use sarcasm?
Me???? Sarcasm???

40. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Sometimes.

41. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes, in Atlanta.

42. Have you ever been beaten up?
No

43. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
I get along equally well with both.

44. Do you like mustard?
Yes. I prefer the spicy brown mustard.

45. Do You Sleep On Your Side, Stomach, Or Back?
All three.

46. Do You Watch The news?
I never watch local news, but I'm a cable-news junkie.

47. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars?
On my right-hand pinky finger, I have a scar as a result of getting said finger trapped between an electric pallet jack and a concrete block wall. I saw the bone!

48. Last person to make you mad?
Reimon, probably. LOL. He always does stuff that makes me mad, but I ignore it.

49. Do you like anyone?
Sure, I'm a friendly guy.

50. What Is The Last Thing You Purchased?
A song on iTunes, Coat of Many Colors, by Dolly Parton