Answers To Questions You Never Cared To Ask
By karstentb on Sep 30, 2008 | In Surveys
Can you take this without deleting any questions?
Most likely, yes. I have a habit of revealing too much.
What's going on between you and the last person you kissed?
Hell if I know. We're unconventional exes.
What was your worst mistake in your life?
So many to choose from! By far the worst, though, was that cheating incident. Boy did I ever learn my lesson! Mostly.
You’re walking down the street with your love, where are you going?
The only time we walk down the street is when we're visiting another city. Therefore, we'd most likely be going to the bus stop or metro station or tourist spot or restaurant that he's found online.
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
A place and person that I don't have to share.
Three feelings at the moment:
Sleepy; Anxious; Lonely.
Last time you had butter flies in your stomach?
I can't remember, but probably it was while doing something I wasn't supposed to be.
Does anything hurt on your body?
My back. Massage it. Please.
Who was the last person to disappoint you?
Reimon. (He'll get all dramatic if he reads this.)
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Hmmm. I don't know that it's very deep, but Stephen and I had a political conversation via text message a couple of days ago. It'd be nice to have deep conversations.
What are you listening to right now?
Nada. The last songs I listened to were on a French radio station through iTunes.
What’s a quote from a song that you are listening to?
I'm not listening to any song at the moment.
Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
No.
Do you know someone in jail?
Not that I can recall, no.
What about in D&A?
I have no idea what that stands for.
Where were you at 2:00 this morning?
In bed, asleep.
Who did you copy this from?
Jen
When was the last time you saw them?
It's been a long time. Too long, and now she's gone and moved to Texas.
How well do you know them?
Fairly well, although much has changed in both our lives since we first met and spent a lot of time together. The last few years, we've hardly seen each other.
Do you wear glasses?
Only when I don't have my contacts in.
What is your under wear color?
I'm not wearing any at the moment. Most moments.
Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
Yes.
Are you going anywhere for the next summer?
I'm sure I'll travel somewhere next summer. No locations yet set.
Do you have plans today?
Only a few minutes of the day remaining. I plan to finish this survey then sleep.
Are you waiting for anyone to call right now?
Ha! That'd be nice to think somebody I'd care to talk to would call me out of the blue, but it's late and I should be sleeping so nobody would be calling me anyhow.
Will you call them if they don' t call?
No.
Last kiss mean anything?
The usual goodbye peck.
What's a fact about the last person who had their arms around you?
He cooks much better than I do.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
I'm not wearing one.
What are your chances of getting with your crush?
I'm too old for crushes.
When was the last time you were told you were amazing?
I do not recall.
Could you go a day without eating?
I could but I would be terribly grouchy.
Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
Yes. Several people. I'm quite content to leave it to them.
Do you still talk to the person you last dated?
All the time.
Last real relationship?
I'm sorry, is there a question in there.....?
Last person I agreed to "date"?
I guess that'd be Reimon. I'm not sure if the question is asking to date seriously or if, by date, they just mean a one-off thing with a new person.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J?
Yes. Several.
Do your parents force you to go to church or let you make the decision?
I'm 29 years old. It's difficult for my parents to force me to do anything.
Do you smoke weed regularly?
I smoke weed neither regularly, nor on occasion. Not in quite a few years.
When it comes to a person you'd want to date, what' s your " type"?
Well this one is no revelation to anyone: Asian, Slim, Smooth, No taller than I, No older than I. Not dumb. Cute doesn't hurt, either.
Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
Well, I suppose the furthest place to which I've traveled from my current residence is Bangor, Maine. Measuring from my hometown, it'd probably be Alturas, CA. Oh, I've had airplane tickets to Bangkok, but was talked out of going shortly before the departure date.
How long does it take you to shower?
Usually, I spend about 10 minutes in the shower, but it can vary according to how much time I have to get to wherever I need to be.
Can you do splits?
I need to exercise and do stretches. Seriously. Before I'm too old.
What was the last thing you drank?
Water. It's my beverage of choice.
What was for dinner tonight?
Chicken Escalope with sliced potatoes.
Does your ex miss you?
Sometimes I think yes, sometimes I think no
Does anyone love you?
My parents, my grandparents, my siblings, and various other relatives. Aside from them, nobody has recently informed me that I was the object of their affections.
How has the week been?
The last seven days have been OK. A little excitement; socialized with Ivan while watching Eagle Eye, starring Shia Labeouf; ran in to Devon at Wal-Mart while grocery shopping (I know, I know, but it was late and nowhere else was open!); watched hours and hours of Law & Order. Not too bad.
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
Yes.
Do you curse in front of your parents?
Very rarely.
Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
If by slowly you mean at the same rate that mountains are worn down by the sands of time to nothing, then yes.
What girl/ boy can you tell every thing to?
Eh, I tell Rei lots of things. The things I don't tell him, I tell Stephen. I tell nobody everything.
Have you ever kissed anyone who' s name started with an A?
Probably but I can't think of any at the moment.
Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Not that particular time, no.
When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
I have a habit of letting friends drift away.
Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Yes.
Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
What's with this obsession with the last person I kissed? Yes.
Does anyone hate you?
Probably, though I nobody comes to mind at the moment.
Do you believe every one deserves a second chance?
Boy am I ever generous with second chances.....
Have you ever seen your bestfriend cry?
I'm not even sure who my best friend is. Is Reimon my best friend? Is Stephen my best friend? I don't know. I'm not good at having best friends. My childhood was weird.
Do you dance in the car?
Not often. I can't dance, though sitting down helps hide that fact.
Do you walk around naked?
Yes. I just had a conversation about that very thing with my coworkers. One of the ladies whose desk is adjacent to mine, mother to a toddler boy, was telling us that her son is at the stage where he constantly removes his clothes. I told her that boys never really grow out of that and that if social constraints didn't require me to be clothed, I'd be naked all the time, and that most men would do the same thing. She didn't believe me until our coworker, who sits across the aisle from us, said her husband was the same. It's true: men would rather be naked.
What a wonderful way to end a survey!
| « Have You Seen My Lizard? | It's A Lie » |