After a night of carousing and barhopping with the friends, which included the consumption of one large cup of iced orange juice followed by three or four Newcastles, I crawled into bed sometime around 330am. Immediately I plunged into Dream World-- a place where my imagination wanders freely and often goes to places I'd rather it not. Last night, I experienced crazy dream overload. I had at least three that I remember, and will detail them here as best I can, from least crazy to most. The final dream is definitely one that, after awaking from it, I thought, What the eff was that?! I'm sure you'll agree...

Dream #1
The first dream was timely, as it involved me inquiring with each of my friends if I can eat Thanksgiving dinner with them. In reality, I've volunteered to work on Thanksgiving day-- which makes the second year in a row I've done so. Last year, though, I joined some of my friends for an evening feast of turkey and trimmings. So I am, in fact, hoping to do the same this year. I'm just not sure with whom I shall enjoy the holiday. So that dream was based on what I've been thinking about the past few days.

Dream #2
The second dream also involved most of my friends. I'm not sure if it took place in a house or in a resort of some sort. If it was a house, it was quite large, with an equally grand pool in the back yard. Several of my friends were trying to get me to go swimming, but I needed to piss. I got to the bathroom, and along with all of the usual furnishings, there was a computer desk, with computer, and a chair. My friend Erich was surfing. Even more strange, the walls of the bathroom were see-through. Not plastic or glass, but thin, solid walls covered with evenly spaced holes about 2" in diameter-- like pegboard but with larger holes.

I told Erich I needed to piss, and he said, OK, and got up. Then I woke up.

Dream #3
This dream is one of the most bizarre that I've ever had. It has no basis in reality whatsoever. The only thing that I can think of that might have triggered such a dream is a conversation last night, with Brandon, about the woman who had the sex change to become a man, albeit a wombed man, and is now pregnant. Again.

As the dream began, I walked into a bedroom, where Rei was lying down on the bed. There was a nearby table on which there sat a video camera and a raw chicken, cut in half. I asked Reimon why the chicken is there, and he said he wants me to videotape something and send it to my grandmother. Naturally, I asked what I'm supposed to videotape. He told me that I should insert half of the raw chicken into my ass, then record video of me pushing it out, as if I were giving birth. I was offended by the idea, and told him so. That's crazy, I said. Apparently it wasn't crazy enough to keep me from doing it in the dream, because I did. Your imagination can do the work, so I'll not describe it exactly as I remember it.

So. Yeah.