I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't gay, despite a couple of homo-like scenes described in the Bible and apocryphal stories. However, apparently every Filipino depiction of Jesus makes him look like a girl with a beard-- heavy on the eyeliner. Take a look at this photo from the Banal Na Pagaaral* Facebook page:

*BNP is a religious sect which heavily recruits young Filipino Catholics. It is, at best, tolerated by the Catholic community, but often regarded as a cult-of-personality revolving around it's leader, Ate Salve. Members of the group believe her to be the "instrument," able to glow and morph her body, including turning into a statue of the baby Jesus.