Archives for: February 2009
My Only Valentine
By karstentb on Feb 15, 2009 | In Nightlife, Homelife
I got several Happy Valentine's Day wishes via text message yesterday, but only two cards. One was a store bought greeting from my mom, the other handmade from my favorite niece, Kimber. (OK, I only have one niece, but still...)
It reads:
We w… more »
It Took Five Cops To Subdue Me
By karstentb on Feb 13, 2009 | In Crazy Stuff
Believe it or not, this is not a dream. This really happened to me last night, at 8pm, as I exited the Wal-Mart parking lot. Crazy shit happens at Wal-Mart. This is a That's some crazy shit story.
I walked briskly to the cream-colored Dodge Carav… more »
But for Thirty-Five Dollars...
By karstentb on Feb 12, 2009 | In Dreams
While cruising in a red, open-top Sunbeam Tiger down a rural road through the green and gold hills of Napa Valley, I noticed large sign for a winery, with an arrow pointing left, down a narrow, winding road. I made the turn, and heading down the hill, c… more »
Ethnocentric Octogenarian
By karstentb on Feb 11, 2009 | In Crazy Stuff
A few days ago, I was speaking with an elderly lady who was detailing for me every waking moment of her existence, which was boring me to no end. Mid-yawn, I suddenly began listening a bit closer as she explained how Mexicans have taken over regular Ame… more »