For starters: Yes, he's legal. Despite how young you think he looks, your're most likely wrong. Call the photo creepy if you want, but actually it was a very thoughful moment. Afterward he said, "I really enjoyed photo time together today." Despite my arm around his shoulder, I was not holding him there against his will. Based on passed experience when posting this photo on Facebook and MySpace, I find it necessary to preface it with this information. Any comments which compare him to the victim of a serial killer, indirectly casting me as said killer, will be removed. I don't mind jokes about the age difference, just the innappropriate serial killer jokes.

Some of you have never met the boy who currently occupies much of time. His name is Eduardo, and he hails from Mexico. We have breakfest every morning. Sometimes eggs, sometimes waffles. He prefers coffee, I like orange juice. I send him to school with a bottle of Dr. Pepper, his favorite, and a Kit-Kat bar, and a quick review of his Algebra homework.

So here is Eduardo. Mi osito guapo.